Dear Future Children: I would beat you silly.

(Source: greedyleonardo)

youreyesaredancing:

oh my fucking god

Holy OUCH.

(Source: my-little-phoenix)

Yup. Definitely vanquished any desire I might have previously had to procreate. 

(Source: deriver)

Funsies!!!

tastefullyoffensive:

via

Buaaahahaha!

mymotherkillstheblackbird:

I only ever want a child if she can be exactly like this.

This is all kinds of precious, but now I feel like a creative failure. =\