A guy took his blonde GF to her first football game and asked her how she liked it ? ‘Oh, I really liked it especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents.’ Dumbfounded, he asked, ‘What do you mean?’ ‘Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: ‘Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!’ I’m like….Helloooooo? It’s only 25 cents!!!!!

And I thought I was bad at understanding football. LMAO