Woke up sandwiched between two guys this morning.
Pretty sure I had a threesome last night. Win.
omg seriously pads and tampons should be free to all women because it’s not something we want to buy and they’re so ridiculously expensive we’re down like 20 bucks every month which adds to about $240 a year and we have to spend it and guys don’t and it’s not our fault so they should be free we should just stop buying them and bleed on everything they love “we should just stop buying...
I have never been so furious with a book in my...
There is now a hole in the wall where my fist used to be. “Real or not real?”
A little morning Hed for you, tumblr. ;)
Your love is just something that bounces off the walls.– Hemingway & Gellhorn