What feeds me will destroy me.

I couldn’t find a translated version. I wish you all could understand her, but let me tell you this: To say that she is a real life Wonder Woman would be a tragic understatement. What a remarkably kind-hearted human being.

This woman is from my family’s hometown in Poland, and people talk so much shit about her behind her back as well as to her face. Then there are the occasional snarky comments, not necessarily spoken to her but said just loud enough for her to know they’re shooting in her direction. She is chastised for having the audacity to bring precious life into the world despite the difficulties of her handicap and because people find it completely unacceptable to “go and get yourself pregnant” knowing there’s a possibility your child may be born with the same problems. Ummmmm…she wasn’t the only one in the room! Talk about deadbeat dad. Who knocks up a disabled woman and takes off? Yet he gets no flack for his part in the procreation, nor for not taking responsibility.

Let me tell you something, if that precious baby turns out half as loving and compassionate as her mother, the world will be an infinitely better place.

I leave you with one of my favorite sayings: Polak potrafi.

No nie, ashaonrun?

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Either my ass looks insanely great in these yoga pants or the apocalypse is nigh, my friends. 
I dunno what kinda games the universe is playing with me tonight, but it’s getting ridiculous. I look like a complete scumbag, zero makeup, in a crusty, old t-shirt that’s 2 sizes too big on me (with pasta stains on it!), sporting a bandana partly because I just went to the gym but mostly cuz my hair’s gross right now, stink like a [insert expletive here], and I get hit on not once, not twice, but three fucking times looking like this. I mean, at least Tony didn’t have to smell me cuz that was before the gym but seriously, like wtf. I haven’t even left the neighborhood! 
(Hint: These pants are completely unflattering so ya’ll better start getting right with Jesus.)

Either my ass looks insanely great in these yoga pants or the apocalypse is nigh, my friends. 

I dunno what kinda games the universe is playing with me tonight, but it’s getting ridiculous. I look like a complete scumbag, zero makeup, in a crusty, old t-shirt that’s 2 sizes too big on me (with pasta stains on it!), sporting a bandana partly because I just went to the gym but mostly cuz my hair’s gross right now, stink like a [insert expletive here], and I get hit on not once, not twice, but three fucking times looking like this. I mean, at least Tony didn’t have to smell me cuz that was before the gym but seriously, like wtf. I haven’t even left the neighborhood! 

(Hint: These pants are completely unflattering so ya’ll better start getting right with Jesus.)

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Misfortunes one can endure - they come from outside, they are accidents. But to suffer for one’s own faults - ah! - there is the sting of life.
Nailed it.
Adorable Neighbor Crush:Come by for a drink later if you're not busy.
Me:Thanks but I still gotta empty the dishwasher, and I reeeeeally need to get to the gym.
Got ya somethin special for your birthday, whosayinwhosain. No big deal, just the moon.

Got ya somethin special for your birthday, whosayinwhosain. No big deal, just the moon.

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jackanthonyfernandez:

themanicpixiedreamgrrrl:

mustardwketchup:

These Fabulous Swimsuits Are Designed Specifically for Breast Cancer Survivors

And they’re modelled by some seriously glam women.

This is amazing.

HER

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Stars are not small or gentle.
They are writhing and dying and burning.
They are not here to be pretty.
I am trying to learn from them.
KID :mommy, i cant sleep, there's a monster under my bed
MOM :that's silly, theres no such thing as mo- OH GOD ITS TEARING MY ARM! Just kidding, he only eats kids, goodnight!

Literally me the past two days, but with pizza.

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wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

That walrus is pretty sexy.

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